Comedy Central Roasts: Trump on Tuesday, but...

The joke by Seth McFarlane about hearing Matlin and it sounding like a baby seal being clubbed ... I laughed out loud

 

Has Artie Lange made any appearances since his suicide attempt?

 

The Situation? It made no sense. Matlin, I am guessing because she is on his latest Celebrity Apprentice. She makes sense, at least.

 

Other than a couple of stand-up dates, he hasn't appeared publicly period, I don't think.

She's also tight with McFarlane from having been on "Family Guy."

 

Artie has done stand-up a couple of times at the Comedy Cellar (best comedy club in the country IMO) since the suicide attempt, but that's it.

I miss him on Stern. I hope he's getting better.

 

I can see Lange, Ross and Giraldo all firing away from the hereafter before year's end. God, Ross looks like The Fourth Horseman.

 

Let's hope not. I haven't watched The Trump Roast, but Ross must look awful to spawn some of the comments here.

 

Lampanelli's joke about Seth McFarlane creating a baby with a huge football-shaped head .... and then saying, whoops, that was for the Sarah Palin roast ... was both horribly mean and funny.

 

Ross looks like Artie Lange had a child who looked just like him. Get a haircut, man. You have money. And hit a treadmill. Geez.

 

Ross just looks strange. Fat is one thing, but you can get a decent haircut and wear better clothes.

 

Jeff Ross' hairdo was an homage to Trump. He had it teased out into an exaggerated Jew-fro for the Hasselhoff roast.

And how come Nick DiPaolo is no longer on these roasts? His line about Warren Sapp on Dancing with the Stars looking like a leather couch during an earthquake might be my favorite in roast history.

 

then he needs a better hairdresser.