Comedy Central Roast of Larry the Cable Guy

I tried to watch this roast, but yeah, it sucked. Foxworthy kept it very clean, too. LAME!

 

I'm pretty sure, and I don't quite remember where I heard it -- maybe his roast, actually -- Foxworthy made a name for himself, at least within the comic circuit, for never taking cheap shots at others and not cursing in his acts. He's like Jerry Seinfeld; only he screwed his aunt.

 

Never thought I'd type the following sentence, but here goes:

Nobody was (intentionally) funnier in that roast than Gary Busey. Horse teeth fucking killed.

 

When did Maureen McCormick get deep cleavage?

 

I'm gonna go with "when she got fat."

 

Explains the wrap she kept in front of her.
Now, when did she get fat?

 

When she quit using drugs to numb her insecurities and started using food.

 

I thought Busey was absolutely brilliant. Just hilarious.

And I think my fantasy baseball team name will be Deep Cleavage. Or my new rock band with Sebastian Bach.

 

I wouldn't mind sharing a pizza with her.

 

Smash, thanks for bringing up an important point. She seems like a cool, smart, funny and still attractive chick who I think most of us would like to share a pizza with. The extra cushion is a bonus for many.

 

Or so I have read.[/spinaltap]