Comedy Central announces Charlie Sheen Roast...

DiPaolo uttered what might be my favorite line of any Roast, when he said Warren Sapp on "Dancing With the Stars" looked like a leather sofa during an earthquake.

 

Don't be so PC on us. A guy (his real good friend) died; don't make this a race war. There's enough of that crap in society.

 

I'm going to respectfully disagree. It's a roast. NOTHING is off limits. The fouler and more offensive, the better.

 

Jeselnik still has one of the funniest jokes about Cummings.

"Jeff Ross has been roasting so long, that you (Cummings) weren't even a glint in the eye of the man who raped your mother."

So wrong, but so funny.

 

Here's a gem from Jeselnik's comedy CD.

"I went to visit my girlfriend's parents and her father said we'd have to sleep in separate rooms. He said, "Sorry, buddy, I just don't trust you..."

I said, "Well, trust me buddy, I am fucking your daughter."

 

More of a plea for "anything goes" in Roasts.

I was not, in any way, trying to make this about race. And I was probably overreacting to the apoplexy by the shallow, vapid Twitter masses than the more reasoned, mature objections here.

My bad.

 

I think I misconstrued your post and took it as your own thoughts. My bad.

 

Is that on Shakespeare?