Colorado woman fined after pet deer attacks female neighbor

I am so going to hell for wanting to write "Gore vs. Bush" as the thread title. (And sadly, the young buck was euthanized.)

A 73-year-old in Colorado was fined more than $1,000 after her pet deer gored a woman walking her dog

 

I see little lightbulbs going on over the heads of several Wisconsin residents.

 

No names for or feeding of wild animals.

Birds excepted.

 

Exactly zero bucks left to give.

 

It’s a buck so the d’oh/doe joke cannot be made.