Colorado school bans game of Tag

It's from Team America, the Trey Parker and Matt Stone puppet movie.

 

We used to have BB gun wars.

We were on the "honor system" not to pump more than five times.

Guess how long that lasted...

 

You're right and I never realized it until last night.

At my new job we had back-to-back extremely heavy truck days. Since I got promoted, my job is a lot more labor intensive. By the time I finished my nine-hour shift my back and hips were all screwed up. Not to mention the two tables that fell over on my foot or the box that landed squarely on my shoulder.

I stopped by my paper afterwards to see if there was anything I could cover on my day off and I suddenly realized why I gained so much weight on the desk.
Everybody is sitting around at their computers in air conditioning and I was really, really jealous. I would kill to go back to journalism just because it seems like a picnic compared to what I do now.