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Collin Cowherd Walks With Jesus

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by tripleoption34, Aug 18, 2011.

  1. ....or another reason to loathe this assclown.

  2. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    Remember when Tony Kornheiser and Dan Patrick used to fill the morning/afternoon airwaves on ESPN Radio?

    Just a super-quick commentary about the dumbing-down of America, piece by piece.
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Everyone's quick to argue that the players should be glad to be getting a free ride, etc. etc.

    I want someone to argue that the coaches and administrators should be paupers and do it for the love of the game.
  4. Perhaps the 13th Disciple should be less quick to anoint himself with holy water if someone brings up his less-than-God like life.
  5. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    There are never enough reasons.

    The vast vast majority of money taken by college athletes is very freely given. If they don't take it, the rich alumni keep it.

    If he wants to argue the rich alumni should donate the bucks to starving underprivileged kids and cancer patients instead of hotshot athletes, bully for him.

    I'll be eagerly awaiting to hear that segment.

    The instant he mentioned the word "Jesus" he should have been yanked off the air.
  6. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Jesus also couldn't hit a curveball, so I guess hitters should just voluntarily swing and miss.

    Seriously, ethics are great and all, but they make for a lousy meal. You want ethics? Then let's send college sports back 100 years. Make coaches teach at the school. Administrators don't get paid, they volunteer. Players practice once or twice a week, and draw up plays in the dirt.

    That ship has sailed? Fine. Then let everyone get what they can.
  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Can we get something perfectly straight, please? Jesus Christ CAN hit a freaking curve ball. He just can. He healed the blind. He resurrected the dead. He turned water into wine. He walked on water. The curve ball is just not a big deal to Jesus. If you want to talk about the splitter, OK. But Jesus Christ CAN hit a curve ball, OK?
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    What's your position on God vs. the 1-iron?
  9. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    Let's not forget that he could play straight through rain delays.
  10. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    That's not Jesus, it's Michelle Beadle
  11. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

  12. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Well, if Jesus can resurrect the Broncos, I guess anything is possible.
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