college mascot poll

For a while, it seemed as if the majority of the Big Ten mascots in the team logos were jerking off. Purdue, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan State ... they always had their fists in an odd spot.

And DePaul's old logo seemed as if the Blue Demon was taking a dump in a basketball hoop.

Of course there's the famous penis-tongued Kentucky logo.

 

May as well add Duke. A few years back, a college basketball preview mag (Sporting News?) actually had some whackjob from the Church of Satan rate the mascots of the schools with a demonic theme. The ASU Sun Devil didn't impress the Church of Satan idiot. He liked the DePaul logo...this was after DePaul changed their logo from the little cute demon shitting through a hoop to a more evil-looking character. Anyway, here's Duke:


Penis-tonuged Kentucky logo?

 

Sadly, "Penis Tongue Kentucky Logo" does not return any matches on Google.

But I know the one you're talking about.

 

Turn off the Safe Search feature.

 

This one?

 

My response was meant to be tongue in cheek, though I didn't realize Tritt had a song by that title. I thought he was saying "call someone who gives a shit." Figured he was making some sort of leap with "Tritt" sounding like "shit" or implying that Tritt is shit.

 

It's gotta be San Diego. Look at it. Him, looking like he's folding laundry while holding that drapery between his dainty thumb and forefinger all while dressed in a vest and some sort of tight/nylon/spandex undershirt.

 

Actually, I've always wanted to do that with photos and see who got it... was purely tongue in cheek too...

And personally, I've always thought that No(tre) Dick Leprechaun was a little light....

 

Just in case there's any confusion, I better clarify for the SportsJournalists.commers here ... I love that bird!

 

Ladies and gentlemen,

I introduce you to Pee Dee Butt Pirate.

 

So does this make Oz the first SportsJournalists.commer to come out?

 

No. There was another one, where the tip of the tongue curled up and looked, well, like the head of a penis. It was changed.