College Football Week 2: Lane Kiffin and New Jersey, Match Made in Fiery Hell

A preview:

 

Avatars for two weeks.

I will take Georgia and give you 21.

 

Deal. Like taking a digit from a baby.

 

Wrong again.

Now, I'm off to dig up a pic of Pinkel with his "We're gonna get the fuck whipped out of us" smirk on his face.

 

I'll be catching my first Alabama home game since 2003 this Saturday (my last game being an embarassing loss to NIU ... fuck you, Mike Shula).

I plan to be elbow's deep in wings at Baumhower's shortly after the end of the third quarter, when the Tide is up by four touchdowns.

Roll Tide.

 

In part because of this hit against Michigan, Alabama fans are starting to refer to safety Vinnie Sunseri as "Honky Badger."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA7rRzV-Qjc

 

There seems to be a lot that Cincinnati isn't that good at. ... But, MAN, Pitt has managed to be bad at just about everything in this first half.

 

Cincinnati should have a hell of a lot more than 17 points.

 

Colerain and St. Ignatius are licking their chops.

 

Pitt sucks. What the hell is with the Gaux Cats signs. Did a bunch of people from Louisiana move to Cincinnati.

 

Seems close to leading with helmet.Lucky he did not get a penalty.

 

Their QB has a french last name.

As far as Pitt sucking, sadly, this is true. Some of it seems to be that they can't get out of their own damn way. They've put together 3 good drives this game, but only have 3 points to show for it. I really want Paul Chryst to be successful, but I don't think they're going to be worth a damn this year. Hopefully, Pitt gives him time. ... That freshman HB might be something.