College Football Week 11 thread

Here's a stat I just saw: Art Briles is 0-13 on the road against ranked teams. Take the Sooners.

 

I ran away from this game like my ass was on fire. Yes, Texas getting 4 at home seems rather tasty, but then I came to the conclusion that they couldn't get to the end zone if it was full of free hookers and blow.

 

Kentucky looks as lame as those gray uniforms Nike/Adidas keep pawning off on teams.

 

Iowa continuing their long-standing tradition of playing their worst games against their shittiest opponents.

 

Man, Iowa gives up another TD. It's a bold, strategy, Cotton.

 

I smell bacon ...

Oh wait, that was just the Iowa defense getting burned for another TD, just before the half.

35-7 Gophers.

Ugh.

 

Things have taken a turn in Norman. 21 unanswered points for Baylor

 

Few things in this world make me as happy as seeing Oklahoma getting the shit kicked out of them.

 

Not a good day for the Stoops brothers. Kentucky losing 49-24 at home to Georgia, and it's still the third quarter.

 

So Baylor +5.5 wasn't a crazy bet after all. Glad I didn't talk myself out of it. Vegas fucked that one up. It's much appreciated.

 

The only thing that would make Iowa-Minnesota interesting at this point is if police busted people having sex in the stadium bathrooms.