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College football players, not rocket scientists

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Jul 27, 2012.

  1. http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/07/26/smu-football-players-accuse-prostitute-of-burglary/

  2. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    Leave a hooker you stiffed (pun quite intended) on payment alone in your home with all your expensive stuff? Brilliant!
  3. rpmmutant

    rpmmutant Member

    Admitting to a police officer you solicited a prostitute? Brilliant. Although is that even a crime for a college football in Texas? At least he didn't rape her or assault her in any other way.
  4. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    In the old days, they wouldn't even have had to pay for the hooker. A booster would have provided one for them.
  5. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    Don't most ADs supply the hookers?
  6. Hokie_pokie

    Hokie_pokie Well-Known Member

    Not exactly "man bites dog," this.
  7. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    A line from one of the "Tuna ..." series (e.g., A Tuna Christmas, Tuna Does Vegas, etc.).

    "Rich kids don't go to reform school. They go to SMU!"
  8. Pancamo

    Pancamo Active Member

    Who brings a hooker to their house?
  9. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    An oldie but a goodie:

  10. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    In their defense, the schools are located in a major metropoiitan area.

    Would you call a hooker if you were in Morgantown, Fayetteville or Starkvegas?
  11. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member


    I can only imagine what that gets you in Dallas.
  12. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    How is it there hasn't been Craig James joke in this thread yet?
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