College Football 2016 Week 3 running thread

Akron scored 65 on Marshall. So ...

 

Coach isn't helpless. The coach can bench their stupid asses.

 

If I were a coach and this shit continued I might require anyone scoring a touchdown to get a receipt from an official for the ball. Otherwise, here are your Target pumps and there are the stadium steps ...

 

S-E-C! S-E-C!

http://deadspin.com/georgia-fan-celebrates-too-hard-ends-up-in-hospital-1786800306

 

Just another Saturday down south.

 

I used this as proof to my girlfriend that my behavior is "not that bad."

 

Zaxby's. Of course.

 

Watched most of FSU-Louisville, when it was still a semi-game. No question, Lamar Jackson is good, but the 'Noles were playing that vaunted matador defense all day. Every time Jackson wanted to run, it was eeny-meeny-miney-moe as to which gaping hope he wanted to run through, and his receivers were getting a 6-10 yard cushion every time he threw it.

As for Ole Miss, I think they're going to be OK. Any team that can get up 22 on FSU & 21 on Alabama in the first half has to be a pretty good football team. If I'm Hugh Freeze, I'm telling my guys, "we've played the two best teams we'll see all season (even though FSU didn't look like much vs. 'Ville), and there's nobody left on our schedule we can't beat."

 

One of my mother's friends is German (she married a U.S. soldier stationed in Germany), and she can't pronounce "Zaxby's" properly ... she says it "Sex-bees"