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College Advice

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by bostonbred, Aug 28, 2008.

  1. bostonbred

    bostonbred Guest

    Move in at Flagler College tomorrow.

    Fire away, SportsJournalists.com.
     
  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Don't drive drunk. Wrap it up.
     
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    It's hot in Florida. Stay well-hydrated. I suggest a keg in the dorm.
     
  4. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Learn as many British expressions as you can between now and tomorrow.
     
  5. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Scout the quad daily. On good days, post pics to SportsJournalists.com.
     
  6. Madhavok

    Madhavok Active Member

    Always sleep with the first girl who approaches you at a fraternity party. Especially after she just got done making out with your roommate and your friend down the hall.
     
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member


    Dude,

    We're trying to joke with the guy -- not give real advice. Get with it!
     
  8. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Bonus points if you can get the girl's roommate in the sack too. Yes, I'm suggesting two chicks at one time. Cue the Office Space dude.
     
  9. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Change your major.
     
  10. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Keep your Boston hat and shirts at home.

    You know, the closet they were locked up in before they won a World Series.

    Learn to cook a little so money can stretch.

    The worst beer is always decent in a bottle and cold.

    Seriously, never skip class. If you go to class, you will never flunk out.
     
  11. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    plastics
     
  12. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Should have gone to Faber. Much better fraternity system and hot blonde chicks who regularly undress in front of open windows and then have pillow fights.
     
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