Colin Kaepernick, Tatted Up Freak

I don't read many sports columnists, and I don't seek any out, but I've found plenty of his stuff funny over the years. And I can't imagine moralizing bothers you that much.

 

I would be very proud if my son grew up to be a tattooed CEO.

 

This has been posted on various threads, but seems appropriate here:

 

They left out a color for the middle of the chest. Graphic fail to leave out that prime real estate.

 

That's an interesting observation. I have no idea what it draws on.

 

You know what they say about people who use "latter" and "former" in their writing, right? You should learn.

 

I just wonder if the NFL has an issue with what appears to be Harbaugh's offense/audibles/playcalling in ink all over Kaepernick's left arm. Oh, wait. That's not what it is?

 

No time to learn. Too busy getting tattoos and destroying your vision of America.

 

Ha. I was thinking, as I watched Kaepernick kick the shit out of the Bears, that he should just get the wristband of plays tattooed on himself.

 

You're kidding, right?

 

This could be fun. I really have no idea why you think I would like moralizing. Please explain.

 

You're not moralizing now.

But what do you think your Santa rants were?