Cold and Flu Rememdies

If you've got a bad cough but you still have to function -- Buckley's Mixture.

It tastes terrible. You'll think you're taking a swig of liquid Vicks.

But it WILL stop your cough for a while. It's amazing that way.

Again, if you can stand it.

 

I'd be quite disappointed if my post wasn't misquoted by noontime.

 

Oops, BYH prematurely ejaculated again.

 

I know you are but what am I?

 

Man I hope someone comes in here with some fresh comedy. The two clowns here suck.

 

it was worth a shot.

 

Get a ne pint bottle of bourbon that has a cork on it (not a screw on lid). In a small saucepan, mix (measurements MUST BE EXACT, by the way):

3/4 distilled (or bottled) water
4 cloves
juice of 1/2 medium lemon
2 tsp. honey

Bring to boil, reduce back to simmer and drop in just the cork from the bottle (trust me on this).
simmer for EXACTLY 3 1/2 minutes

Then throw the whole damn mess out the back door and drink the pint of bourbon. Won't cure you, but you won't give a shit.

 

I've sent employees home who were sick. I'd probably do the same if I were Pete's boss.

 

When I was much younger, I put on sweats and jogged a few miles. Then I came home, cranked the heat and jumped in a hot bath. Then I hopped into bed. Of course, I had to change my sweat-soaked sheets a few hours later. But it always did the trick.

 

A lof of people swear by Cold FX. It doesn't cure a cold but it builds up the immune system. Apparently very popular with NHL players and Don Cherry used to be their main spokesperson.

http://www.cold-fxusa.com/

 

I tried Cold FX last year and it worked well.