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Coffee drinking tied to lower risk of suicide

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by YankeeFan, Jul 27, 2013.

  1. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    What can't coffee do!

  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    On the third cup of Doug E. Fresh this morning and suicide is the last thing on my mind.
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I just thought of you, YF, when this guy by the name of Eric bought a Stodgy Sam shot in the gallery. We've always sold them as shots for alcohol but Eric, a professor of English-French in Sherbrooke, is a big-time coffee drinker and said he's using this for his espresso. Thought you might enjoy that little bit of coffee'ism.

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  4. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    So, does this research mean coffee is NOT painless?
  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    All I needed was espresso, but she wouldn't give it to me.

  6. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    That thing is a little creepy!

    You should mention the coffee you're brewing on the sandwich board out front. Brew coffees from around the country.
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  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Here are the larger Stodgy Sam mugs:


    Good idea about the sandwich board ... but how did you know we have a sandwich board out there?
  8. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Coffee can give you a headache when you're asked how many lumps do you want.
  9. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    I am waiting for coffee to be declared Nature's One True Boner Pill.
  10. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Well, I figured you might, but when I Googled "Stodgy Sam" I was directed to your Facebook page. Your building looks amazing. Former bank building I'm guessing.
  11. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Coffee contains caffeine, which stimulates the heart and increases the adrenaline levels in blood. More blood flow to your penis and you get stronger erections.


    Just remember, coffee is also a diuretic, so be sure to hydrate!
  12. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Indeed. It opened in 1929, closed in '97 when they walked away from the old marble structure. Like most banks were doing in the '90s, they wanted to add a drive-thru ATM but it was structurally impossible.

    Stayed closed 3 years.

    My best friend knows how to play business quite well. Town was desperate to get a business back in the sweetest spot in town to generate taxes again. Well, he leveraged his desire to open an art gallery against the town's desperation and talked them down to $150,000. Then he and his wife-to-be turned upstairs into a 4-bedroom apartment. It's a great fucking building. 3 safes all in perfect working order and many other really cool things about the building.

    Here's a Google Street View business tour: http://goo.gl/maps/p7Sak
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