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Cockfighting is now illegal in 49 states

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Johnny Dangerously, Mar 13, 2007.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    OK, but why would you want to? I thought we were friends.

    She's the mindless Stepford wife married to the religious conspiracy nut...
     
  2. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Tamale!!!
     
  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    huh huh......cock[butthead]
     
  4. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Gallo del Cielo
    performed by Joe Ely


    Carlos Saragosa left his home in Casas Grandes when the moon was full
    He had no money in his pocket, just a locket of his sister framed in Gold
    He headed for el Sueco, stole a rooster named Gallo Del Cielo
    Then he crossed the Rio Grande with that roosted nestled deep within his arm

    Galllo del Cielo was a warrior born in heaven so the legends say
    His wings they had been broken, he had one eye rollin crazy in his head
    He'd fought a hundred fights and the legends say that one night near El Sueco
    He fought Cielo seven times, seven times he left brave roosters dead

    Hola my Teresa I'm thinkin of you now in San Antonio
    I have 27 dollars and the good luck of your good luck of your picture framed in gold
    Tonight I'll put it all on the fighting spurs of Gallo Del Cielo
    Then I'll return to buy the land Pancho Villa stole from father long ago

    Outside of San Diego in the Onion fields of Paco Monte Verde
    The Pride of San Diego lay sleeping on a fancy bed of silk
    Adn they laughed when Saragosa pulled the one-eyed Del Cielo from beneath his shirt
    But they cried when Saragosa waked away with a thousand dollar bill

    Hola my Teresa I'm thinkin of you now in Santa Barbara
    I have 27 dollars and the good luck of your good luck of your picture framed in gold
    Tonight I'll put it all on the fighting spurs of Gallo Del Cielo
    Then I'll return to buy the land Pancho Villa stole from father long ago

    Now the moon has gone to hiding and the lantern light spills shadows on the fighting sand
    A wicked black named Zorro faces Del Cielo in the sand
    And Carlos Saragosa fears the tiny crack that runs across his roosters beak
    And he fears that he has lost the 50,000 dollars riding on the fight

    Hola my Teresa I'm thinkin of you now in Santa Clara
    The money's on the table, I'm holding now your good luck framed in gold
    Everything we dream of is riding on the spurs of Del Cielo
    Then I'll return to buy the land Pancho Villa stole from father long ago

    The signal it was given and the roosters rose together far above the sand
    Gallo Del Cielo sunk a gaff into Zorro's shiny breast
    They were separated quickly but they rose and fought each other time and time again
    And the legends all agreed that Gallo Del Cielo fought the best

    But then the screams of Saragosa filled the night outside the town of Santa Clara
    As the beak of Del Cielo lay broken like a shell within his hand
    And they say that Saragosa screamed a curse upon the bones of Pancho Villa
    As Zorro rose up one more time and drove Del Cielo in the sand

    Hola my Teresa I'm thinkin of you now in San Francisco
    I have no money in my pocket I no longer have your good luck framed in gold
    I buried it last evening with the bones of my beloved Del Cielo
    I will not return to buy the land that Villa stole long ago

    Do the rivers still run muddy outside of my beloved Casas Grandes?
    Does the scar upon my brother's face turn red when he hears mention of my name?
    And do the people of El Sueco still curse the theft of Gallo Del Cielo?
    Tell my family not to worry, I will not return to cause them shame.
     
  5. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    your sister married yawn?
     
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    My cock is bigger than your cock.
     
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    No, this guy makes Yawn and the rest of the Right-wing pikers on this board seem like Fenian-Bastard -- without the thorazine...
     
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    my brother in law's thorazine, not F_B's...
     
  9. DisembodiedOwlHead

    DisembodiedOwlHead Active Member

    In other news, marijuana for purposes other than medicine still illegal, still consumed in 50 states.
     
  10. What the hell's wrong with Thorazine, dammit?
     
  11. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    wow, christmastime must be a blast.
     
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Last family get together was a couple of Thanksgiving ago. Sister got drunk, fell out of her chair once, slid down a wall another time...
    He doesnt want either one of them to have anything to do with their families....a blessing to us...
    On the whole, I;d rather be at a cockfight.
     
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