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Coach Sanctimonius: Nominations for poll

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by heyabbott, Jan 1, 2009.

  1. SockPuppet

    SockPuppet Active Member

    This thread should be changed to Coach Hypocritcal. And they're all hypocrites.

    Randy Shannon: Recruits a stud QB, recruits another stud QB, then screws the first stud QB when he wants to transfer. Yeah, it's all about team-building, coach.

    Jim Tressel: Gets lots of attention for his program when prep phenom Tyrelle Pryor signs up. Pryor leads team to Fiesta Bowl. Pryor is only available to media after games, hasn't been in front of the media since Nov. 22, Tressel keeps Pryor from Fiesta Bowl media day when all starters are supposed to be available. The kid's old enough to vote, old enough to die for his country, old enough to QB your effing team, coach. He just ain't old enough to answer questions for 30 minutes.

    Joe Paterno: Yeah, he's tired of all the attention about his coaching in the pressbox/on the sidelines. You're tired of it? We're tired of you. Quit. If it was about the team, you'd understand that you're age and health are distractions. You're 80 freaking 2. You just had a hip replacement. You've won more games than God. You don't like the attention? Fine. Don't EVER do another interview, EVER. You don't need us to pimp your program, we don't need you to tell us why your team got bitch slapped.
     
  2. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    I'd like to know exactly how many educators, firemen, policemen, breast cancer grant writers, etc., have been downsized to foot the salary of some/any assclown college football coach.
     
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