Coach/principal proves lunchrooms just aren't for eating what's on the menu

http://www.muskogeephoenix.com/local/local_story_270011859.html

 

We don't make a party out of loving/We like holding hands and pitching woo

... and fucking our teachers on the lunch-room table ...

In Muskogee, Oklahoma, U.S.A. ...

 

Oklahoma?

Not them again.

 

But is he guilty?

Is this he said, she said?

And you wonder why schools install video cameras in the hallways and common areas?

 

Steak, are you the Snake's brother?

 

I'd like to see statistics on this but I bet Oklahoma leads the nation in coach/teacher/administrators having sex with kids and Muskogee per capita may lead the nation. One school there had a head football coach and a band director busted for this. There was also a junior high coach in Tulsa and a female teacher there and that's just off the top of my head.

The state law there allows these people to avoid it being placed on their record by resigning, then these people merely show up in another school. Is this common in all states - you can resign without incident and your personnel record sexcapade issues are as they never happened?

 

Que?

 

Guess he's a has-Been now.

 

OK, I see the "Snabler" now. My bad.

 

I'll take South Carolina in the top spot. Case brought up on here had 2 at the same school.

 

Unfortunately, I think there are a lot of states that could legitimately be in contention for this title.

And, great thread title, by the way.

 

I take it you weren't blessed with the opportunity to listen to the fractured syntax of Buddy D(Diloberto) on WWL out of New Orleans growing up. Whenever Buddy got over-excited (which was often) he would screw up Saints' players names horribly. One of his most-famous (and most repeated) malopropisms was "Steak Snabler" for Snake Stabler.