CNN programming script FOUND!!!

Tuesday, Nov. 7
0600 E - Project all close races as Democrat wins
0700 E - Interview key Democrat analysts on how they were right.
0800 E - Expected poll adjustments, caution that all is not lost.
0900 E- Jesse Jackson interview, other reports of voter fraud
1000 E - Results show Republican wins in most races that were thought to be Democrat.
1015 E - Analysis of upcoming 2008 Democrat presidential hopefuls, expert panel discussion to follow.

 

Emergency toss-in program: Algore documentary on global warming.

 

Dude, this shit is tired and lame.

 

Well, either way it goes, you'll still be a loser, Sleepyhead.

 

Wait, where does Larry King fit in there?

 

Is Yawn the biggest douchebag to ever appear here?

 

that's a tough one, byh

 

Beyond all reasonable doubt!

 

I don't know. We've had some pretty bad apples (on both sides of the aisle).

I keep thinking that Yawn is pulling a Bandwagon Boy.

 

I am certain he is the front-runner for Most Appropriate Username.

 

So, what's the problem?
They're simply trying to anticipate the story so they can use the resources to best effect. Every news operation does it.
If the story changes, you change accordingly.
But everybody has to have a gameplan.