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CNN Headline News is melting my brain

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, Nov 28, 2011.

  1. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Ride the monorail back and forth from the terminal.
     
  2. Brooklyn Bridge

    Brooklyn Bridge Well-Known Member

    Bit off target, but I really miss CNN International.

    You could always go into the men's room and take a wide stance.
     
  3. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    Off target in the men's room?
     
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Oh, hell, men are off target in any bathroom. You should know that.
     
  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Seconded. One of my favorite threads of all time.
     
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I made it home, but my checked bag didn't. It's still sitting in Atlanta. Go fuck yourself, Delta. Oh and your totally useless and unnecessary 40-minute delay on the tarmac in Orlando was the cause. (Atlanta was over-capacity? I've got your over-capacity right here, and yes, I'm pointing to my sublime and glorious crotch, jagoffs!)

    I sprinted my ass off through Atlanta's You Only Live Twice secret tram line just to get to my gate otherwise I'd be stuck there with my bag.

    I'll be getting my $25 checked baggage fee back out of those assholes come hell or high water, even if I have to make shit up to get it.

    And while I'm bitching, how in the hell can airlines justify charging people to move their assigned seat to another seat THAT'S FUCKING OPEN TO BEGIN WITH?

    Occupy Airlines. Fucking bitches.
     
  7. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    So worried that Bubs' Occupy Airlines was going to disrupt their life, American filed for bankruptcy today.
     
  8. NDub

    NDub Guest

    Hey, at least you can watch Robin and The Meade's every morning from 6 a.m. to 10 a.m.
     
  9. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    One down, several to go.
     
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