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CNN Headline News is melting my brain

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, Nov 28, 2011.

  1. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    I had the bright idea to come to the Orlando airport early (partially to play prevent defense in the rental car roulette you play when you drive around here) to try and get an earlier flight home (didn't work out), so now I'm in the terminal for a lengthy wait.

    CNN Headline News is on in the background of every gate and in the common areas as well.

    Me is get stupid with each minete. Pray for mojo.
     
  2. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Just heard Herman Cain say he didn't have an affair for the 10th time.

    WHERE MICKEY MOUSE?
     
  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I seem to recall there being a bar or two in the Orlando airport. I recommend you drink heavily and think about dead deer.
     
  4. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I heard he's fucking Goofy!
     
  5. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Why do I need to drink heavily to think about dead deer?
     
  6. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    I remember when Headline News - particularly with Lynne Russell - was great.

    Does anything get better when something becomes an acronym? KFC, HLN...?
     
  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    I'm hiding under an airport chair as Wolf Blitzer was talking about the Pakistani nuclear arsenal falling into the hands of terrorists.
     
  8. Iron_chet

    Iron_chet Well-Known Member

    You could always post an ad in Craigslist to um, pass the time.
     
  9. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Anyone think they'll let me go to London Gatwick if I ask nicely?
     
  10. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    You do not want to be on that flight.

    If you hate Mickey Mouse, the last place you want to be is a charter plane full of British tourists who love him.

    They cram them in on those planes, and you'll be stuck with 'em for something like 10 hours.

    Take your Headline News like a man.
     
  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Pray like hell you're in the air before Nancy Grace's eight-hour loop starts up.
     
  12. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Look for Liza.
     
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