CNN has story on "Leave Britney Alone!" guy

I stay away from watching Headline News, because of Nancy Grace, but to watch the clip of that fucking whiner on Glenn Beck's show had me in tears laughing. They put the video and Beck side-by-side, and Beck's reaction was priceless.

 

Between that and her rapidly aging visage, my once-vibrant...feelings...for Melissa Joan Hart are dead. Thanks.

 

Amazingly, everyone has left Britney alone ever since that rant.

 

She hasn't done anything stupid since then.

Yet.

 

She caught a couple branches on the way down after having a kid, that's for sure. Sad. Clarissa Explains It All was such a guilty pleasure. I was also barely pubescent, so that might have had something to do with it as well. Break that fourth wall, Clarissa. Oh. My. God. (deep sigh) Break that fourth wall.

 

Don't hold your breath.

 

Not like she wasn't wearing underwear after the VMAs or anything.

 

Not a good sign for this kid.

 

...Wow.

This is one messed up kid.

 

Amen!! He's the one more freak show contestant we *do* *not* *need*.

 

I can definitely see this guy screaming "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!" at some point in the future.