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Cloverfield

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Nov 15, 2007.

  1. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    I just saw it. Don't scroll down to see the spoiler:


















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  2. The review on Slate includes a line some long-time SJers will enjoy.

    "Sleeping in Rob's bed is the leggy, sloe-eyed Beth (Odette Yustman), with whom he's just spent an apparently fulfilling night."

    http://www.slate.com/id/2182344

    I have no idea if Beth is a sabra, or even what the hell that or sloe-eyed mean, but it sounds hot.
     
  3. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    Just saw it, and it was awesome.
     
  4. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member


    Well-done.
     
  5. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Interested in the plot, but not willing to pay to see it?

    http://www.themoviespoiler.com/Spoilers/cloverfield.html
     
  6. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    sounds like you were describing a set of breasts.
     
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    That's got to be a joke.
    This movie is bad. I mean 'The Postman' bad, 'The Road to Wellville' bad, 'Van Helsing' bad.
     
  8. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    It's getting 78 percent positive reviews from critics, so I doubt it's that bad.
     
  9. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Slashdotted.
     
  10. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    Yeah, it wasn't The fucking Piano or My Left Foot, I guess. Whatever.
     
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    '... "Cloverfield" may be a product that can be most comfortably viewed on the smallest screen. If people are going to watch movies on an iPhone, the reasoning may go, give them movies that look as if they were shot on an iPhone. Projected on a building-size screen, "Cloverfield" is a relentless, I-thought-my-eyeballs-were-bleeding exercise in visual disorientation.
    'So what does "Cloverfield" offer?
    'Bad taste? Dialogue that consists largely of OH MY GOD!!? The anti-cinematic aesthetic that is coming to govern our visual lives? All of the above, plus another slimy monster, engaged in an extreme makeover of Manhattan.'

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?node=cityguide/profile&id=1141742&categories=Movies&nm=1
     
  12. Mahoney

    Mahoney Member

    It can't possibly be Van Helsing bad. For the budget and talent involved, that is as bad as any film can ever be.
     
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