Clock runs out on Flavor Flav's chicken joint

Looks like Flavor Flav and his business partner had a falling out, so the Flavor Flav's Fried Chicken joint in Clinton, Iowa, is shutting its doors after four months:

http://qctimes.com/business/article_4f4d0ca0-6ee8-11e0-ac23-001cc4c002e0.html?oCampaign=hottopics

Two questions:

1. Clinton, Iowa?? I've been there too many times to count, and have no idea why a former rap star would even pass through there, let alone try to open a restaurant there.

I mean ... it's not exactly BFE, but you can see it from there. What, was there no good site available in Muscatine?

2. Apparently the potato salad wasn't too good ... depending on who you believe. As the Quad-City Times noted:

 

Flav, your time is up.

 

Knew a couple of people who ate there a week or two before it closed. They said the chicken was great, but the service was horrible and there were few side dishes available because they were "out" of most everything. Which, considering the potato salad story, was probably a good thing.

 

Expired potato salad is a joke.

 

I got a letter from the health inspector.

 

I can't serve nuthin to ya man.

 

You better acknowledge the crowd after that one...

Well done...

 

You want six dollars for WHAT?

 

Flavor Flav's got problems of his own...

 

Cold Lampin' With Flavor?

 

"Flavor Flav. Why do you wear that ridiculous clock around your neck? You haven't had to be on time for anything for 18 years."

 

Remember, if you get ptomaine, 911 is a joke.