Click on this thread, and you will find a cute dog picture. And a question.

That is a cow on a leash. I want to milk it.

 

Beagle.

 

My cousin has two King Charles Spaniels...damn cutest and friendliest little things ever.

 

I have an Irish Terrior for similar reasons. He's smart, playful, gentle with kids, and he sheds very little hair.

FYI, a Wire Hair Terrior is a little smaller but has almost the same temperament. The "wire hair" breeds shed less than the "smooth hair" terriors but they will need a few haircuts per year.

 

Jack keeps chewing things and you can have him... precious little bastard chewed up a Mastercard today

 

So, you're saying this dog is airbrushed?

And CB, so kind of you for offering to keep the bank info private. Of course, with the post holiday financial hammering it's taken, it might be able to buy you a little dog food. Might.

 

I've never met an unfriendly Dachshund, unless you count my brother's miniature the last time we visited with my 6-year-old, but that was only after my kid drove the poor little dog crazy for a couple of days.

If you do decide to look into getting one, be warned that their biggest drawback is that they can be prone to bladder-control issues. Something about the elongated bodies. This usually just means a little extra work when training a pup where to do his/her business. To me, it would be worth it.

Just for the heck of it, one more picture. This one is a puppy. The snouts don't get long until they are nearly full grown.

 

I'll take him. I need a dog to chew up my credit cards.

 

I had one of these as a kid:



Then I had one of these as a man:



Not the same dog ... but same dog, for 13 years.

 

I was gonna suggest that, but the request was for something relatively low-maintenance, which is hardly the description I would give a beagle.

 

My beagle farts in your general direction.

 

I heard this in my head as though it were being said by Michael Keaton, the way he might say "Bagel."

And I know I don't have to explain that to anyone on this board.