Clerks alert

That's my favorite line in the entire movie. It's also in a song by The Ataris: "Bad Case of a Broken Heart."

 

His balls were resting on his lips.

He almost made it.

 

This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

 

"Thirty-seven! My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!"

 

There's something exhilirating about pointing out the shortcomings of others, isn't there?

 

My love for you is ticking clock

Hey sonny, you got maybe a toilet in here??

 

my fave moment in said movie is when girlfriend is leaving. "Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!" dude who was walking in immediately turns and follows her out. Such a great little thing.

 

My favorite part was the guy going through the eggs looking for the perfect dozen.

 

Bezerker

Would you like making fuck?

Berzerker

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I could go for some Chewlies Gum.

 

I don't appreciate you ruse?

My what?

Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to try and fool me.

 

In a row?

One of the most fulfilling trips I ever made (pathetic, I know) was to Leonardo, N.J. I have seen the Quick Stop and RST Video. No surprise...RST Video was closed.

 

Seriously? My buddies and I were planning a trip there a couple years ago, but it fell through and we all moved out of state (New York). That's one thing I really, really want to do. Maybe I'll take a road trip this summer. I once drove past a sign in Scranton, Pa., or at least somewhere off the highway around there, that said, "Quick Stop" on it; I think, at least.

It was glorious.