Clerks alert

You knocked the casket over. The body fell out.

 

See.

 

"Cute cat. What's it's name?"

"Annoying Customer."

 

Fuck you, dickhead.

 

You sound like an asshole.

 

She's getting married.

To you?

No, to an Asian design major.

Well, don't take this the wrong way, but I used to fuck her.

 

Hermaphrodites. I rented it so we could watch it together.

 

If I'm so nuts about you, why am I having sex with an Asian design major?

 

So, we didn't just have sex in the bathroom?

Noo.


...

You just fucked a total stranger?

Call the police.

 

But you hate people.

But I love gatherings, isn't it ironic?

 

I'm on the phone with the distributor right now.

 

There's a million fine-looking women in the world, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.