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Clear! Heart Attack Grill Spokesman Dies of Apparent Heart Attack

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by RubberSoul1979, Feb 12, 2013.

  1. RubberSoul1979

    RubberSoul1979 Active Member

    The home of the 9,982-calorie "quadruple bypass burger" -- patrons who can finish them are escorted to their cars in wheelchairs -- isn't a safe place for employees, either.

  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    So the use of ironic would be accurate here, no?
  3. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    I don't know. Dooley started a thread about this same topic on the Anything Goes board and basically invited Irony Police to arrest him, so I'm assuming it's OK.
  4. RubberSoul1979

    RubberSoul1979 Active Member

    The deceased guy, per the story, "lived a full life."

    The fact that February is heart health awareness month only adds to the irony.
  5. Irony Police

    Irony Police New Member

    Son, it seems there is a little bit of confusion here, so I am going to write you off with a warning. None of this is ironic. The grill performed its stated mission. If it had been called "Won't Give You A Heart Attack Grill," you'd have some irony on your hands. If the spokesman had come up with the name, it would be even better.

    That it's Heart Health Awareness Month is coincidental.
  6. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

  7. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    I fucking love Irony Police.

    Can you issue a bench warrant on Dooley? I know you're not a judge, but just do it?
  8. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    This is some quality shit right here.
  9. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Your son didn't perform well at the Grammy's the other night.
  10. RubberSoul1979

    RubberSoul1979 Active Member

    People, people, we're veering too far off topic. There's actually a restaurant that WHEELS YOUR LARD ASS TO YOUR CAR.
  11. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    He's not my son, which more than likely explains why he sucks.
  12. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    If he had sustained the heart attack while eating a salad at Sweet Tomatoes, we would be tiptoeing into the irony arena.
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