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Classic alibi for not committing a crime

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by EStreetJoe, Jan 13, 2014.

  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member


    I didn't rob the bank because I was at home having sex with my wife at the time the robbery took place
  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    He did have sexual relations with that woman.
  3. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Maybe he didn't. Story doesn't say if she confirmed or denied his story.
  4. Webster

    Webster Well-Known Member

    Doesn't beat Robert Blake's -- I couldn't have shot her because I accidentally left my gun at the restaurant.
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    A sex tape with a time stamp? Perfect.

    (Although I suppose the date and time settings can be manipulated.)
  6. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    "I was at a pornography store, I was buying pornography."
  7. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    "Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing 'Pee On You,' two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity."
  8. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    My cousin used to work graveyard shifts in the emergency room. He said a lot of the guys who came in with minor gunshot or knife wounds would start their story with "what had happened was ..."
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