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Church signs

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, May 24, 2007.

  1. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    The church signs in my area have gone haywire in the last two days.

    First I saw a Baptist church that simply had, "Tongues Of Fire, Sunday 10 a.m." on its sign.

    I'm intrigued. Is this one of those Cecil B. DeMille deals where in order to illustrate the sin, they show the most graphic, sensuous, tempting version of the sin possible? Tongues of Fire can mean a lot of things, including the title of any variety of porno niche movies.

    We need more Evangelicals who are willing to, I dunno, teabag each other for the sake of saving souls.

    Another sign, I believe it was on a UMC church, said, "Jerry Falwell: I wonder if he was surprised when he got to heaven?"

    I thought I was reading a SJ post.
  2. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Address to the Baptist church please. Sounds like fun ...
  3. CradleRobber

    CradleRobber Active Member

    I saw this prayer yesterday:

  4. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

  5. audreyld

    audreyld Guest

    It wasn't a church sign, but I passed a bar whose sign said, "I wonder if the purple teletubby was a pallearer?"

    And yes, it had a question mark and misspelled pallbearer.
  6. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    because they only had two B's and used them in "teletubby"
  7. T2

    T2 Member

    "Tongues of fire," if you want to know, comes from Acts 2:3. It represents inspiration. It does not refer to the result of eating too many chicken wings.
  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Or, engaging in oral activity with the type of girl Kool Mo Dee describes in "Go See the Doctor" ... "cuz she was hotter than over and I had to learn the hard way, play in a over for too long you'll get burned."
  9. tapintoamerica

    tapintoamerica Well-Known Member

    Where are these churches?
  11. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Or, "Red Wings of Fire."
  12. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    At the Applebees I was at.......in the men's room.........an ad for a church that says simply........

    Grace Baptist Church

    "Church doesn't SUCK"

    big bold letters and all.
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