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Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JayFarrar, May 1, 2009.

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  1. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    Apologies if this has already been posted.

    http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2129580420071222
     
    JayFarrar, May 1, 2009
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  2. MartinEnigmatica

    MartinEnigmatica Active Member

    Isn't he just suing what's kept him relevant? It sure isn't the Total Gym.
     
    MartinEnigmatica, May 1, 2009
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  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    this is politics?
     
    slappy4428, May 1, 2009
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  4. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    If it is, we need to start arguing with each other.
     
    mustangj17, May 1, 2009
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  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris trumps habeas corpus and full faith and credit.
     
    dooley_womack1, May 1, 2009
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  6. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Threads about Chuck Norris go wherever they damn well please.
     
    outofplace, May 1, 2009
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  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    I believe Norris is still emperor of a small but curiously powerful nation called Chuckistan.
     
    zeke12, May 1, 2009
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  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    He used to rule Cowshitistan, so why not
     
    slappy4428, May 1, 2009
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  9. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    It's an interesting case - thought the line about Norris being concerned that some people might think they were true was funny, until I remembered the recent Colbert Show study. Norris might have a point. Too bad he's spent so much time promoting these facts.
     
    DanOregon, May 1, 2009
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  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    why is there not a Chuck Norris board here?

    Anything Goes
    Sports And News
    Journalism Topics Only
    Jobs Board
    Chuck Norris Board
     
    BYH, May 1, 2009
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  11. OTD

    OTD Well-Known Member

    EVERY board already is a Chuck Norris board!

    (BYH falls backward from a roundhouse kick)
     
    OTD, May 1, 2009
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  12. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris fears the Politics board. Destroys the legend, but it's absolutely true.
     
    2muchcoffeeman, May 1, 2009
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