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Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JayFarrar, May 1, 2009.

  1. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    Apologies if this has already been posted.

  2. MartinEnigmatica

    MartinEnigmatica Active Member

    Isn't he just suing what's kept him relevant? It sure isn't the Total Gym.
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    this is politics?
  4. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    If it is, we need to start arguing with each other.
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris trumps habeas corpus and full faith and credit.
  6. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Threads about Chuck Norris go wherever they damn well please.
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    I believe Norris is still emperor of a small but curiously powerful nation called Chuckistan.
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    He used to rule Cowshitistan, so why not
  9. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    It's an interesting case - thought the line about Norris being concerned that some people might think they were true was funny, until I remembered the recent Colbert Show study. Norris might have a point. Too bad he's spent so much time promoting these facts.
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    why is there not a Chuck Norris board here?

    Anything Goes
    Sports And News
    Journalism Topics Only
    Jobs Board
    Chuck Norris Board
  11. OTD

    OTD Active Member

    EVERY board already is a Chuck Norris board!

    (BYH falls backward from a roundhouse kick)
  12. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Chuck Norris fears the Politics board. Destroys the legend, but it's absolutely true.
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