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Chuck Norris sues Penguin

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by jakewriter82, Dec 22, 2007.

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  1. jakewriter82

    jakewriter82 Active Member

    When you've got Chuck Norris coming after you, your days are numbered. Your days are numbered.

    I love how it says in the lawsuit that Norris is the first man to earn the 8th degree Black Belt. :)
     
    jakewriter82, Dec 22, 2007
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  2. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    Is it just me or does Chuck Norris have a lot of free time lately?
     
    Cansportschick, Dec 22, 2007
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  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

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    I piss on Chuck Norris. Mwaaa!!!
     
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    Chi City 81, Dec 22, 2007
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  4. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Someone should tell Chuck that just because he didn't authorize it doesn't mean Penguin can't publish it.
     
    JR, Dec 22, 2007
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  5. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    I thought Burgess Meredith was dead...
     
    Simon_Cowbell, Dec 22, 2007
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  6. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    I thought he was suing Ron Cey.
     
    Norman Stansfield, Dec 22, 2007
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  7. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

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    Fucking penguins.
     
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    Batman, Dec 22, 2007
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  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

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    Penguins is practically chicken....
     
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    slappy4428, Dec 22, 2007
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  9. Dangerous_K

    Dangerous_K Active Member

    When Chuck Norris sues you, the subpoena roundhouse kicks you in the face.
     
    Dangerous_K, Dec 22, 2007
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  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I wish Chuck Norris would go the fuck away.
     
    Bubbler, Dec 23, 2007
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  11. Kaylee

    Kaylee Member

    Chuck Norris is such a master litigator, he hires Judge Wapner as his personal ball washer.
     
    Kaylee, Dec 23, 2007
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  12. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

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    Mario is not pleased.
     
    Killick, Dec 23, 2007
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