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Chuck Norris sues Penguin

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by jakewriter82, Dec 22, 2007.

  1. jakewriter82

    jakewriter82 Active Member

    When you've got Chuck Norris coming after you, your days are numbered. Your days are numbered.

    I love how it says in the lawsuit that Norris is the first man to earn the 8th degree Black Belt. :)
  2. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    Is it just me or does Chuck Norris have a lot of free time lately?
  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest


    I piss on Chuck Norris. Mwaaa!!!
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  4. JR

    JR Active Member

    Someone should tell Chuck that just because he didn't authorize it doesn't mean Penguin can't publish it.
  5. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    I thought Burgess Meredith was dead...
  6. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    I thought he was suing Ron Cey.
  7. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member


    Fucking penguins.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member


    Penguins is practically chicken....
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  9. Dangerous_K

    Dangerous_K Active Member

    When Chuck Norris sues you, the subpoena roundhouse kicks you in the face.
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    I wish Chuck Norris would go the fuck away.
  11. Kaylee

    Kaylee Member

    Chuck Norris is such a master litigator, he hires Judge Wapner as his personal ball washer.
  12. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Mario is not pleased.
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