Chuck E's In Jail

Billy Bob the Bear would never have let this shit go down at Showbiz Pizza.

Sadly, Billy Bob is slanging crack for beer money after Chuck E. Cheese bought him out years ago.

 

That's where I had my 8th birthday party.

P.S. And yes, a fight broke out.

 

Sounds like a good time....

 

Great headline

 

Haven't read the link but I'll agree that the combination of noisy games, screaming, sugared-up kids, bright flashing lights and whack-a-mole mallets can create a volatile situation.

 

I'm proud to say that I never had a Chuck E birthday party for my three boys. How I escaped that is beyond me.

 

You're a coward?

 

Pretty much.

Truth be told, one of the twins asked for a Chuck E Cheese birthday party when they were about five and I more or less said, "Over my dead body" . They never brought it up again. Fortuntely, their mother was on the same page so there was no chance to divide and conquer.

I hope that doesn't qualify as child abuse.

 

Because if you have to hear that animatronic singing for more than about 40 seconds, you need a beer to calm down. Otherwise, you just want to drive a railroad spike into your brain.

 

You can find a place to do that next to the Skee-Ball machines, I think.

 

Great idea to use pepper spray. Im sure it didnt bother any of the kids eyes at all.

 

A buddy of mine had his 21st birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. I laughed at him when he told me that his party showed up and was informed of the two beer max. Glad I wasn't there for that one.