Christmas with the 'Beat clan

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

 

Or different ways of responding to family pressure. It's there even if we feel like it shouldn't be.

 

Trust me, I know about family pressure. Me and my parents are all the black sheep in our respective families.

 

ZING!

 

She is including you this year in her holiday story. You choke to death on one her mom's matzah balls. Good thing it's only fiction.

 

Good thing you know how to spell Matzoh

 

Sometimes going home and suffering is far easier than the ensuing 360 days of guilt.

 

This has Twilight Zone, or Stranger Than Fiction, written all over it. 21 writes about spnited choking on a matzoh, and it happens.

 

I'd have to be choking on a zepole.

 

then you would be more apt to have a heart attack from your clogged arteries

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

The way it is going, there's a better than 50-50 shot that I end up taking the train home before 12/25/07.