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Christmas with the 'Beat clan

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by hockeybeat, Dec 22, 2007.

  1. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    This post is hilarious on so many levels.
     
  2. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    :D
     
  3. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Fuck you doc.
    After a busy night of work and 6 beers...
     
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    I don't need to say "Fuck you" back.

    Your liver will do it for me. :D
     
  5. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

     
  6. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i'm gonna tony montana your ass.
     
  7. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    No way do I touch that shit, Norm

    6 Heineken pints to be exact
     
  8. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Damn...sounds like you had a hell of a night.
     
  9. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    How do you feel about Bosco?

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  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Jerry: Oh, come on, just tell me your code already. What is it?
    George: I am not giving you my code.
    Kramer: I'll bet I can guess it.
    George: Pssh. Yeah. Right.
    Kramer: Oh, alright. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Um, well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. Alright, let's go deeper. Uh, what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you?
    George: Huh?
    Kramer: You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth.
    George: Get out of here.
    Kramer: Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean.
    George: I'm leaving.
    Kramer (building up steam as George bolts for the door): No, and only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you!
    George: I gotta go.
    Kramer: If you could you'd guzzle it by the gallon! Ovaltine! Hershey's!
    George: Shut up!
    Kramer: Nestle's Quik!
    George: Shut up!
     
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