Christmas lists: not just for kids anymore.

I have a feeling that'd bother you a lot more than it bothers me.

 

Only if Nick Saban's name was blasphemed.

 

"What's on Nick Saban's Wishlist?" would make a great gameshow.

 

It's the same every year:

Two linebackers
One fishing hat
The blood of 14 virgins
Two interior offensive linemen
One assistant coach

 

I'm a big fan of three-quarter sleeve shirts. They're very flattering on me.

Dr. J tried something new last year. He had mom buy me everything that I wanted, and went off on his own and picked out stuff that he thought I'd like. He did a pretty good job and I'm doing the same for him this year. Hopefully he won't be like your mom.

 

I just threw about five things on my Amazon list so my mom will know what to buy Lil 93.

 

I've been told that I'm extremely hard to buy for, and it's probably true. I have very esoteric interests. People buying gifts for me generally demand a list.

 

I have an amazon wish list, but since the only people who shop for me are my parents, and they don't buy things online, it's probably worthless.

 

If I got that list, I would be THANKFUL, because I'd have about 35 options, one of which is a freaking tube of Blistex chapstick. Two dollars people. Or fake pearl and fake diamond earrings.

Yes, she put 97 things down on her list, but almost all of them were not only quite affordable but also clearly things that she wanted but wasn't going to be upset if she didn't get.

I'd rather get that list than "oh buy me whatever" or some list with three options all of which were way too expensive.

Does the girl seem annoying? Well, yeah. She's related to someone who sends emails to Deadspin, so that's just a given.