Christmas Columns

You could always use one of your own.

 

Who's saying I don't already? Toilet paper is expensive.

 

Touche!

 

I'm Jewish, so I'm strongly considering writing a Hanukkah column, if for nothing else, just to upset 99.9 percent of the coverage area here in Podunkville.

 

Write up 600 words on the difference between Hanukkah and Chanukah. I dare you.

 

Tada: http://www.kansascity.com/sports/columnists/greg_moore/story/404383.html

Shame on the Star.

 

That's just gross.

 

you write a column to give shout-outs?

 

That's why I became a reporter - to scratch the back of those who scratched mine. Get with it, Petty.

 

would it be weird if i gave you a shout-out in a column this christmas, wb? our PMs concerning allergies and children have really meant a lot to me.

 

Come on, Petty. Everyone knows the only thing we do in PM is conspire against others ...

 

and that, too, of course.

but do you think my readers will know who write-brained is? awwww fuck, who cares? i'm writing it anyway.