Chris Evert jumps, err, to marry The Shark

True. Evonne Goolagong is her biggest rival "down under."

 

When you have holdings worth $600 million, why is part of it "a retirement fund"? Is he or she going to be short of cash once they stop "working"?

 

So does the wedding come before or after Chrissy jumps the Shark?

 

I'm sure Chrissie already has jumped The Shark many times.

She also probably has had more guys than she has Grand Slam titles.

 

Even Norman can get on in 2

 

Wikipedia:

In the years that followed, Evert was romantically linked with several other high-profile men. She reportedly had affairs with, among others, actor Burt Reynolds, Geraldo Rivera, Adam Faith, Vitas Gerulaitis, Pat Boone, and John Gardner “Jack” Ford, son of U.S. President Gerald Ford.

This was between Jimmy Connors and Andy Mill.

Yes, that Geraldo Rivera.

 

Pat Boone???????????????????????????????????????????????

 

Think there was a threesome with Pat Boone and Geraldo?

 

Actually, Cran, I think that's before and after John Lloyd and before Andy Mill.
Jimmy came before she married Lloyd. And might have been a few others before Jimmy.

 

that was the headscratcher for me, but apparently Pat's got a little wild side in him

 

So, now she's been married to a tennis player, a skier and soon, a golfer.

What sport will be next? I'm thinking auto racing.

 

Chris, do you do anything to give Greg some good luck before a tournament?[/Johnny Carson]