Chris Brown flips out after Good Morning America appearance

Double your pleasure, double your fun

- Chris Brown, "Forever"

 

http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/22/chris-brown-gma-robin-roberts-approved-questions-rihanna-smashed-window/

Just think how he would have reacted if he had been surprised by the questions.

 

Like this?

 

I'd love to see Chris Brown and the UCLA/Asians in the Library girl go out on a date.

 

Another example of an entitled celebrity thinking he can just use the media to do nothing but talk about how great his album is, and that ABC should just go along with it.

He wanted free advertising on network television, while also expecting the network to just ignore that horrific incident where he beat the living fuck out of a female singer everyone knows.

In terms of PR disaster, destroying a dressing room is a step below of destroying another woman's face. Yes, it's not assault, but it clearly shows that you are still more than capable. And isn't he on probation? I'm sure destroying someone else's property remains illegal.

Is he out of his fucking mind? Wait, don't answer that.

 

Too bad they don't have autotune for emotions.

 

Word is getting around the Dancing with the Stars folks are considering disinviting him.
Very interesting scene at the end of his SNL appearance a few weeks ago. I forget who was hosting, but the goodnights were just him, Brown, and guys I've never seen before (his posse?). There were a couple of male cast members on the edge of the stage as the camera panned back, and none of the women. I wonder if he alienated the cast and crew during his appearance (not to mention that Rhi-Rhi seems well liked enough to be featured in a recurring Digital Short but when she's been on).

 

Who the hell is Chris Brown and why should I care? Seriously, I'd never heard of this yutz until he started hitting Rihanna.
Can he go into the Please Ignore This Celebrity Bin — the one that should include Lindsay Lohan, anyone named Kardashian, anyone who's boffed a Kardashian and anyone from "Jersey Shore" for starters?

 

Straight from the Charlie Sheen Handbook, Revised Edition.

Career in the tank? Be a nut! People will talk! Tweet madly!! Winning!

 

He is basically famous because he did his own version of the Double Mint Gum song (it is catchy, I admit) and there is a Youtube video where a whole wedding party dances into the church to that song; it has like 50 million views or something nuts. Then The Office did a parody of that Youtube video.

And, he beat up Rihanna.

 

As far as his singing goes, he's not a bad dancer.

And, he beat up Rihanna ... and a window.

 

never should've invited him in the first place.