Chris Berman is the worst

I'll give it to you PE about Gray, but I look at him in another way. Gray is that sniveling little rat who is nothing more, nothing less than Kobe's personal next-door valet.

 

Just like Ahmad Rashad was to MJ; only without the wonderfully ridiculous flattop haircut.

 

I would pledge, but I'm scared that when someone actually acts on this, everyone will be an accessory to assault and battery or something like that.

 

See what happens when you post with a real name???

 

I'll sit the fucking time.

They give work release. Just promise me enough smokes to keep my ass boots-free, and I'll sit the bitch out.

You only do two days, man. Day you go in, day you get out.

 

Jim Gray, at least, at one time, had redeeming journalistic value, Ethel Berman never did.

 

"There's NO business like SHOW business, there's no business I KNOW..."

Thanks for reminding us about "Airplane," Ethel.

 

Speaking of Ahmad Rashad, whatever happened to that show The Mole? I was addicted to that show.

 

Yesterday, when Tiger was walking off after the final hole, Roger Maltbie is talking about how there's no way he can make the cut.

Berman: "We'll miss him."

 

After his shameful performance at the AS Game, it's time to ask for more donations for someone to take up pimp-slapping Berman. I'll throw an extra $100 for a kick to the nuts.

 

That's a two-fer, cause on the follow through you get Stewy's chin