Chris Berman is the worst

On David Schwimmer... yes. Yes it is.

 

With Berman being his typical self at the US Open (according to the US Open thread anyway), it's time to revive this thread.

More pledges for someone to pimp slap Berman, please. I think we're well over $100 right now.

 

Sticky this thread.

 

$500 to the first co-announcer that tells Berman that a shot to within 2 feet of the cup is inside the leather.

 

HE'S GOT HIS OWN SPORTS CARD!!!? I'm down for $100 for the slap and a link to the video. $150 if you put baby powder on your hand first.

 

I'll double whatever I pledged before.

And throw in a kick to the site for making it happen.

Someone, anyone, stop him before I have to watch him again.

Just make it stop

 

But if his response is "I'm with you" I will have a newfound, albeit fleeting, respect for him

 

Brilliance from the Stanley Cup finals. During the second intermission at Game 5, the Canes are playing a video on the Jumbotron. Music video type thing with assorted folks singing a "Go Canes" song. At the end, Berman comes on and does his little schtick.

Much, much booing.

I was ashamed the Canes put him on there, but it was nice to know that we aren't the only ones who despise him.

 

Hey, at least he's working it. Golf during the day, baseball at night?
I bet he asked for a luxury helicopter to make the commute. ;D

 

I came home this evening to watch the recap on the Four-Letter.  I was hoping to see what happen and how Montie was able to get through Winged Foot without going ape shit.  

I am on the internet writing on this board as we speak.  Because of Berman.  I'll have to tape Hicks and Johnny tomorrow during the NBC telecast.   :'(  My night ruined.  

 

And miss the synchophants, suckups and skirts that come with any golf tournament, magnified by this being a major?
Not a chance...
Limo and a suite at a nearby hotel...

 

No. Jim Gray is the worst