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Chris Berman is the worst

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by heyabbott, Jun 1, 2006.

  1. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

    Intro picture to the website:

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  2. How much does one get for pimp slapping Berman AND burning that damn footage of him catching a pass in Tampa Bay like 80 years ago.
     
  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    If you include the footage of him chuckling madly as those cannons at Houlihan's Stadium are going off behind him, you can name your price. Seriously.
     
  4. DisembodiedOwlHead

    DisembodiedOwlHead Active Member

    He's Stupid. And he's right !
     
  5. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    The only people who could find Berman remotely funny would be the functionally retarded or small children ... who are functionally retarded.
     
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    We need more pledges!

    I think we're only up to like $70.

    That's not going to get it done, folks.
     
  7. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    I just wish that the next time Berman is handling something in California, he would remember to make a "Hotel California" reference.

    That NEVER gets old.
     
  8. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    You've got my $10 and another $10 if Romenesko puts a link up to this thread.
     
  9. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    If you can get video footage of someone pimp slapping Berman AND Stu Scott taking a ball in the eye at Jets mini-camp, let me know.
     
  10. Webster

    Webster Well-Known Member

    15 years ago, when I first saw ESPN, I loved Berman. Thought that he was funny, loved sports, etc. But he never changed. The same lame jokes over and over and over again. Now, with NFL Primetime gone, he serves no purpose.
     
  11. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    $50 dollars from me, payable immediately in paypal, for the person who b*itchslaps that bloated, tired old fossil.
     
  12. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    WOW! Poin nearly doubled the pot! Maybe you should be assigned this task.
     
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