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Chris Berman is the worst

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by heyabbott, Jun 1, 2006.

  1. Dude

    Dude Well-Known Member

    He should do someting surprising. Like when a running back breaks a long run for touchdown. Berman could say something about him going all the way. If only there were a way to convey that...
     
  2. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    I think when San Diego plays Indianapolis, he should start the highlights by screaming:

    THE COLTS AND THE BOLTS!

    I'll pay five bucks to the first person who pimp-slaps Berman.
     
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    I got five on it.
    Who can get this done?

    SportsJournalists.com'ers, pledge until it hurts.

    Berman must be pimp slapped. We've got $10 already.
    I figure if we can get the pot up to four digits, one of our broke-ass brethren will have no choice but to take the cash.
     
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Ah, the title of one of my favorite rap songs. Well done, Zeke. Haven't listened to that one in a while. I will now.

    And, I'll chip in. But only if it can be verified with either a picture or a link to the Police Beat page in Bristol, Conn.
     
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Doc, let's go half on a sack.

    $ amounts here, Doc.

    We gotta make this tempting.

    And, yes, verification would be required.
     
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    We're up to $20 to the first person to give Berman the back of their hand.

    I'm off to research whether these donations are tax deductible.
     
  7. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    I'll throw in 40 if its caught on camera and I get a copy of the tape.
     
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    We're up to $60, considerably more if caught on tape.

    C'mon. folks. It's a worthy cause.
     
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I heard that too and screamed "SHUT UP YOU FAT FUCK!!!!" Ms. Slappy came in the room and said "what did VanBrakle do now?"

    I'm in for $10
     
  10. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Fixed. That's been bugging me all damn night.
     
  11. Stupid

    Stupid Member

    Why do people always say Berman has lost it? That he's no longer funny and he should give it up?

    When was he ever funny? He's been laying out groaners for years, that's his thing. Anyone who ever thought those were clever or, worse, funny is an irredeemable dork. You swine have no right to criticize a man's honest schtick. If you're watching ESPN, it's because you like sports highlights read with a Henny Youngman vibe. And that means you love Berman, you luuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhve him.
     
  12. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    Wow, look what I've started! Maybe we should start a Web site: www.whowantstopimpslapberman.com

    We can get more pledges there.
     
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