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Chocolate Wonderfall

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, May 13, 2012.

  1. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    maybe if it was fluffy and pink
     
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    That would be a rude awakening; you expect a certain texture.
     
  3. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    IT SCRATCHES MY THROAT LIKE PRISON RAPE AND TORMENT.

    Actually, I haven't had cotton candy since I was a kid. Never will. It's worse than chocolate milk.
     
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK WHO ARE YOU YOU DEVIL?
     
  5. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

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    CHOCOLATE MILK TASTES LIKE ANAL SEEPAGE!

    (But oddly enough, I really like chocolate ice cream)
     
  6. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    Golden Corral is the top-grossing restaurant in my southern state.
     
  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Why do you know what anal seepage tastes like?
     
  8. ADodgen

    ADodgen Member

    No lie, my cousin is in that commercial.
     
  9. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I've had chocolate milk. That's how.
     
  10. podunk press

    podunk press Active Member

    My parents love buffets.

    I was in my hometown to run a half-marathon with my wife. Parents offered to take us out the night before. They wanted to go to Cici's. We didn't stop them but probably should have.

    Suffice to say, I developed the worst case of heartburn in my life around Mile 5 of the half marathon the next day. I may never be able to eat there again.

    The last time I ate at Golden Corral was during a bachelor's party. My buddy puked in the parking lot before the meal yet somehow managed to hold it together while devouring four plates of food. It was a legendary performance.

    My wife finds buffets disgusting, mainly because too many awful parents don't watch their stupid, fat kids. And those stupid, fat kids like to stick their grubby hands in everything.
     
  11. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    This graf wins awards. :D
     
  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Sounds about right. And I ain't talking about how much money it makes.
    My wife compared her one trip to Golden Corral to eating from a cattle trough. Every time the restaurant is mentioned, she makes a "moo" sound.
     
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