Chinese food unhealthy? Who knew!?

So what's good on the real menu? Sweet and sour chicken?

 

When Chinese food sucks, it really sucks.

 

The Chinese place in my hometown is terrible. I've ate there once, but all of my friends love it. The last time I went there (my senior year in high school) I brought McDonalds. My friends laughed at me, but no way was I eating that crap again.

 

That fact that you brought McDonald's doesn't exactly bolster your argument there, KY.

 

Not all places in Chinatowns are good. Most are aren't. Sweet and sour Chicken is somethign I don't eat, so it could be preference. You probably had a lot of shit.

Usually places with two menus are decent. I guess not.

 

Hmmm.

I guess all those slim (by average) Chinese people you see are just ready to die.

 

This must be why there are so few Chinese people in the world - unhealthy diet.

 

Maybe General Tso plans to conquer the world by killing Americans with his unhealthy eponymous concontion.

 

Buck likes spicy chicken.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MSG!

Seriously, give us enough grants and we'll find everything on the planet unhealthy. Everything.

 

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