Children, today's new word is scrotum

Scrotum? I didn't even know 'im!

 

"I was sittin' flickin' chickens / and going through the pickins' / When suddenly these goys break down my walls / I did not even know them / and they grab me by the scrotum / And stated playing ping-pong with my balls / Oy the agony / Ooh the shame / To make your privates public for a game!"

-from History of the World Part I by Mel Brooks

from the same song in the Inquisition sequence:

"I was sitting in a temple, I was minding my own business, I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass, Then these papist persons plunge in, And they throw me in the dungeon, And they shove a red hot poker up my ass, Is that considerate? Is that polite? And not a tube of preparation H in sight! "

OK, it's not that hilarious in print. But the movie was funny.

 

Scrotum, rectum, tum-tum.

 

Apparently I've listened to the Bob and Tom Show one time too many. When I saw this thread title, I immediately thought of the Asylum Street Spankers.