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Chief Dicks cracks down on saggy pants

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Starman, Jul 9, 2008.

  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member


    This never would have happened if the Flint Tropics hadn't blown town for Bogalusa.
  2. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    On June 27, the chief issued a departmental memorandum telling officers: "This immoral self expression goes beyond freedom of expression."

    I'd love Chief Dickhead's chances in court with this one.
  3. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Thank God someone has the guts to stand up for common decency. And the sagging pants thing isn't just a clothing or fashion fad ... it comes straight out of prison. And no one should have to look at your freaking underwear. Fuck the civil liberties crowd. That's a bullshit smoke screen against dressing and acting like you didn't crawl up from the gutter.

    Next: let's start enforcing noise violations on those fucking loud car stereos.
  4. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Great idea but my guess is it's going to lead to lawsuits.
  5. Big Chee

    Big Chee Active Member

    Way to go there Mr. Conservative.

    Ask for more government supervision.
  6. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Hmm, I'm sure banning baggy pants is going to help cleanup Flint. ::)
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Hey, the ethos doesn't have to be coherent, so long as it validates hate for people who aren't like you.
  8. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    I don't hate these people. I only think they should conduct themselves a little better in public. Quit taking slobs and trying to turn it into a personal freedom issue.
  9. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    That story had the best lead I've seen in a while.

    "Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout."

    I just pulled my pants a little lower just for you. Oh, and on my way out of here I am totallly going to blast the radio and drive really slowly past an old folks home.
  10. Big Chee

    Big Chee Active Member

    What does ones conduct have to do with how their pants are worn?

    I guess you must be one of the lucky ones who have the ability to read someone by their decorum.
  11. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member


    DAMN KIDS!!!
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  12. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Then you'd be a dickhead, like the rest of the inconsiderate bastards who think the whole world wants to hear their music and see their underwear.
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