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Cheetah pissed. Cheetah kill.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Fenian_Bastard, Feb 27, 2007.

  1. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/22/AR2007022201007.html

    This cannot be good.
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

  3. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Next thing you know, they will be hiding razor blades in the poop before they fling it.
  4. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Next thing you know, Bush will want to invade Senegal because the chimps have weapons of mass destruction.
  5. Does Senegal have any natural resources for us to exploit?
  6. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Every post on this thread has cracked me up. I'm just pissed AQB beat me to the Planet of the Apes reference. It was the first thing that jumped into my head.
  7. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    Tony Kornheiser did a long radio bit about chimps Molly and Ollie, the ones in California who got out of their cages and attack and old couple visting their former pets at a sanctuary. Ollie ate off a good bit of the old dude's nose, some fingers and his naughty bits before he was killed. TK went nuts because the people were there feeding cake to their old pets for a birthday party.
  8. Old people mauled by animals.
    That Tony, what a card.
  9. busuncle

    busuncle Member

    I didn't hear the TK bit, but it was actually a tremendously sad story.

    It was this nice, old retired couple and the poor man was literally mauled to within an inch of his life.
  10. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape! /troy mcclure
  11. joe

    joe Active Member

    Somewhere (if you believe that sort of thing) Stanley Kubrick smiles.
  12. Must...resist...easy..chimp...joke...
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