Cheesiest pick-up lines

Wow, to hear the frat boys at Syracuse tell it, no line is needed. All you gotta do is show the Greek letters and you're in like Flynn.

 

Ask and ye shall receive:

Now, as you listen, imagine boots prancing around chasing some co-ed.

Edit: wrong tag for the link.

 

That's a scary image.

Why must you scare me like that?

 

I'll bet you a dollar you can't fit my whole cock in your mouth.

 

I would have thought this would have made it on the first four pages. . .


You're with me leather.

(I hear that line works)