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Cheesiest pick-up lines

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CradleRobber, Sep 19, 2007.

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  1. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Dear God, what about the guy who's down there now?

    Let him up!
     
    zeke12, Sep 19, 2007
    #49
  2. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Game

    Set

    Match
     
    Chef, Sep 19, 2007
    #50
  3. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    Reminds me of a good line...

    Hey baby, do you like playing tennis?

    Oh wait...on the other hand, that might hurt.
     
    Mayfly, Sep 19, 2007
    #51
  4. Flash

    Flash Guest

    LOL on the both of you ... assholes.
     
    Flash, Sep 19, 2007
    #52
  5. BigSleeper

    BigSleeper Active Member

    Hey honey, you're off the chain. Want to get on mine?
     
    BigSleeper, Sep 19, 2007
    #53
  6. Highway 101

    Highway 101 Active Member

    Those pants/that skirt/that blouse is really working for ya. In fact, it's working overtime. What time does it get off?
     
    Highway 101, Sep 19, 2007
    #54
  7. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    If you and I were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
     
    Cosmo, Sep 19, 2007
    #55
  8. Flash

    Flash Guest

    A couple of weeks ago, I shut a guy totally down, told him he had to try harder. He shows up the next night and says to me, 'I wore my workboots tonight.'

    I enjoyed making him breakfast the next morning.
     
    Flash, Sep 19, 2007
    #56
  9. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    I'm no algematrician, but I do believe U + I = 69.
     
    Cosmo, Sep 19, 2007
    #57
  10. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    Damn, Boots got game!

    I hope you aren't walking funny anymore.
     
    westcoastvol, Sep 19, 2007
    #58
  11. Flash

    Flash Guest

    I doubt Boots has the rack this boy has. :D
     
    Flash, Sep 19, 2007
    #59
  12. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    Are you sure he was a guy then?
     
    Mayfly, Sep 19, 2007
    #60
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